Good heavens, Manchester United fans are smiling once more and it’s not because David Moyes has been sacked. Instead it took two well-taken goals from the Belgian-born, Albanian, Kosovan, definitely-not-English Adnan Januzaj for them to get excited again in the kind of way that brought adoration to Cristiano Ronaldo’s curly bangs and stepovers.
There are a lot of things you can buy for £85.3 million; you could own a Bayern Munich starting XI that humiliated Man City in midweek for example. You might even want to splash out on PSG’s Edison Cavani and Marquinhos if you fancied buying over-priced South Americans for both your defence and attack. Imagine two Mesut Özils in your team.